Even £10,000 doesn't seem to be enough to get me into a woman's washing machine? | prythrob's Blog

It's been 4 days now since I increased the amount I am willing to pay to accompany the laundry in a large capacity washing machine of a woman or women to £10,000 ($20,000) and I still haven't had any response.

Unfortunately that's my limit as far as money goes there is no way I can source any further cash.

To be honest I'm a bit puzzled as to why I haven't been contacted? (Well apart from it being a crazy and bizarre thing to what done to you!). I cannot believe that the women on Facebook are really that concerned about the fate of a crazy man who is pleading for them to take his money for what is essentially very little extra work on their side of the bargain!! Well no extra work really as they would operate the machine just like they would normally.

I am quite sure there must be some women out there who find the idea of putting a man in a washing machine amusing and quite appealing? If only to see what would happen? So why don't they contact me?

Lets be totally pessimistic and throw optimism out of the proverbial window for a while shall we? Let's just say that the odds of surviving in a large capacity washing machine are not just negligible but zero. I'd be very clean but also very dead!

I think this is the key to why I have not been contacted?  If they agree to put me in/or allow me to climb into their washing machine and I die! What will happen to them? All the money will be useless if they are in jail?

Now I surprisingly do not want to die and don't consider myself suicidal but as I have said before in my blog that is something I am willing to accept if it means I can get myself included as part of a woman's (or industrial laundry's) wash load.

What I do not want is for any women who help to get into trouble of any kind. I have offered on my Facebook page to sign some sort of waiver document to move any responsibility for anything that may befall me onto me and only me. Possibly something similar to the forms negating a companies responsibility when you go and do something potentially lethal like lets say bungee jumping? I have even suggested that any ladies interested get such forms drafted by a lawyer or solicitor (at my expense) to ensure that they are legal and that they are safe from any kind of prosecution.

But still I have heard nothing....

This does not explain why I have not had any offers of being hand-washed with the laundry as I would have a good chance of surviving that!

So yet again I appear to have reached an impasse ......

Any EPers who might read this got any ideas on what I should do next (constructive ideas of course, which don't include a trip to the shrink?). I am not going to stop looking for the moment but the more time that passes without any feedback .. Well who knows?

My mood: extremely disappointed