Survival Instinct? 2 | prythrob's Blog

This blog entry is really me thinking aloud to myself, so you’ll have to excuse me if I go off on a tangent at some point.

In the original ‘Survival Instinct?’ blog post I was musing about whether my reason would kick in just as one of my fantasies was about to become a reality. If I remember correctly I asked whether I would panic and try to get out of the washing machine as the woman was closing the door (the point of no return as I named it), knowing what my most likely fate would be.

After my recent experience and having mused about it a while longer, I have believe I have actually resolved this conundrum!

In a hypothetical situation (but hopefully one day very real! PLEASE!),if I was presented with a large capacity washing machine and told by a woman to get inside, would I get in? You won’t be surprised when I would say yes I would. Not only that but I suspect I would be pleading prostrate at her feet to be allowed to get inside even before she told me to do so.

Now this of course still leaves the ‘point of no return’? To be honest I suspect that I would be just too euphoric to worry about my fate. Of course once I start to get washed that may change, but by then I wouldn’t be able to get out (and it is still possible I wouldn’t want to get out!)

So, at least at the time that I’m writing this, I would go through 100% with any offer by a woman to be washed in her washing machine (assuming I was guaranteed as I’ve said before that she would be OK afterwards of course, otherwise I would just be being selfish.)

One thing I have come to realise, even though it has popped up a few times in my fictional stories is that I definitely do not want to be dry cleaned! Even though it is superficially the same process, I would think drowning in the nasty solvents they use to clean the clothes would be a pretty nasty way to go.

Now of course (this is where it get strange again, guys!), if I was being objectified as laundry and the woman decided I should be dry cleaned (obviously not a very nice lady!), which would be stronger? My almost fanatical approach to objectification and being something else or my desire not to be dry cleaned? Although most of you could answer that question in an instant, obviously you’d say “tell the woman that she’s crazy and run away!” I am honestly not sure I could actually do that as the ‘compulsion’ to act out my role might be just too strong!

Another thing of course is that getting washed there is at least a very slim chance of survival (OK a negligible chance but even the tiniest of chances is still a chance) whilst being dry cleaned there isn’t a hope in hell for survival.

I seem to have wondered off on a tangent as I warned, so let’s get back to the topic.

‘The point of no return’

Well during my time as Mistress' laundry I passed through a 'point of no return' as once I was her laundry only she could in theory at least let me out of the objectification. Although not in the same league as getting put in a washing machine (or being forced into a dry cleaning machine) as I knew I would survive, there was always the chance of serious injury!

What about stuff that was very damaging but 'just' about survivable(short term at least). I'm thinking about stuff like being steam pressed etc. Would I just lie there passively and let the woman bring the lid down on me and turn on the steam? Well it would obviously hurt like hell and I'd be one giant 3rd degree man-shaped burn. However again I can state that I really don't know. I know you may find it insane that a person would not be able to give the obvious and sensible answer but I'm being honest when I say I don't know. However crazy it may be I can imagine that the 'compulsion' would again just be too overwhelming and the euphoria so total that I would just lie there and let her get on with it.

Oh well such are the deranged thoughts of a laundry obsessed man lol :o)